Truly, madly, deeply.
1. It has a side of the bed. It’s the first thing you look at when you wake up. Maybe you even lay it on the pillow. If you’ve somehow managed to knock it over while tossing and turning in the night, and you don’t see it when you first wake up, it sends you into panic mode.
2. You’ve never met your boyfriend’s parents, but you’re Facebook friends with them. You don’t need to meet them. You look at their Facebook updates every day, and that’s more than enough.
3. You set it right next to the shower in case you miss a call/text/Skype/Facebook message/direct message/Instagram direct message/Snap. You never shower with your significant other, though. Not enough room.
4. You have no idea what your boyfriend just said, but you know who just updated their Instagram account within the last 30 seconds. Eight people just uploaded #tbt pictures. You can talk about your days IN A MINUTE.
5. Your version of spending quality time together is kicking his ass in “Words with Friends.” That time he played “LOVE” was so meaningful.
6. You wistfully reminisce about the day you hit 1,000 Twitter followers. coolfishingdad will always hold a special place in your heart for pushing you over the edge.
7. It’s made you late to a date. You stood your boyfriend up for an hour because you forgot your phone at home and had to go back because you couldn't possibly sit through dinner and a movie without it.
8. You’ve texted him while he’s within earshot. If he’s in the kitchen, you text him to grab you a beer. Why strain your voice?
9. Sometimes you just stare at it waiting for the screen to light up. It’s like looking into your boyfriend’s eyes, only your boyfriend’s eyes can’t alert you to Pinterest updates.
10. There is an Instagram post commemorating every time you cuddled together. You interrupted actual cuddling to make sure your fake cuddling pose looked adorable enough with a Walden filter.
11. You’ve had more posts on his Facebook wall then you have actual conversations with him. You’ve said 10 things to each other in person all month, but you’ve had a 300-post back-and-forth going on on Facebook.
12. He has actually had to demand your attention. "Put down your phone." "But... "
13. You indignantly tweet a joke he didn't think was funny. SEE it got 18 favorites! SEE?!
Source : cosmopolitan.com
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